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Ecards from The Daily

'Garde Malheureuse!

Pas de Ethanol Dedans

Je M'Endors

A New Crop of Random ECards

YOU need to put some kerosene in the cistern to kill the tadpoles!

If you T-Galop all the way from la Pointe-aux-Pins to T-Mamou, you will burn some calories.

OUAIS! And I can name them... Allons 'oir.. there's drought, flood, bolls weevil and worm, rayon, nylon and .... hmmmm....

Ohhhhh she is as fine as a syrup cake!

La Ville des Manteau....

Go West Young Man! Go West and Go To Mamou!

Just Stop.

This reminded me of when Mr. JD was at the Mamou Mardi Gras and all the young guys were dancing on top of their horses and he stood up and said  "Hey! I'm fifty years old!"

Watch em, now!

So THAT's how they knew to come to Ville Platte...

C'est vrai!

Here's some veggies and cheese for yall to snack on.

Traditional Ecards of Coastal Louisiana

Lomax Fellow and friend Dr. Joshua Caffery released his fascinating book, Traditional Music in Coastal Louisiana recently. There were so many amazing songs and one-liners that Dr. Caff includes in this book. Here are a few of my favorites, done in Ecard, Prairie des Femmes fashion. Thank you Dr. Caff!! 

Buy this book:

http://lsupress.org/books/detail/traditional-music-in-coastal-louisiana/

Louisiana French ECards from Traditional Music in Coastal Louisiana by Joshua Caffery

The next morning, after the wedding, the beauty looks at the door. The beautiful girl looks at the door, with a big regret.

I am going to the big woods with my jug of moonshine, brass knuckles in my pocket, cards in my hand, and I am looking for nothin but trouble.

Criminal Criminal! The Cajuns of L'anse la Butte have torn up underpants.

Go away sadness! Go throw yourself in the coulee and go so far, never come back to me again!

The beautifyl girl gave me a beautiful bouquet, all garnished with beautiful white jasmine. It's to heal, heal, heal sadness.

Oh wild nightingale! Oh nightingale of the forest!

Let's drink, dear comrades, Let's abandon amour. Let's abandon girls, we'll court them no more.

Oh, he fell in the road, like an unlucky one.

A bouquet of thoughts, at the four corners of the bed. A bouquet of worry.

He said that he wanted to play until he didn't have any more shoes.

Click here to see a few more memes I did from the book.

La Brise du Bayou Louisiana Rap ECards

Here are a few ECards made with lyrics by Louisiana French Rapper, La Brise du Bayou (The Bayou Breeze)

Wake up y'all it's a bad dream! Now, it's time y'all get up! It's the Bayou Breeze up in ya ears. Times have changed, it's not the same!

Hpnotic in my glass. That's it. The club is hot, that's clear, that's it. Drop your ass to the ground that's it. Yeah, that's how we gonna do, That's it.

Drop ya ass, Drop ya ass. Pop it, Pop it, Make it, Bump. Don't stop til ya clothes get wet.

Dear Good Lord, they are attacking me like my name is Osama in the USA.

Don't touch my car! If you try to steal it, it'll tell you, "Viper, Armed"

Yeah, dammed good for nothin, it's astonishing! I am gonna give you something for your toothache.

Yeah, in the streets until the end, we are going to continue speaking Cajun French.

(D)Wayne Ecards

When I taught at the local high school, I had a love/hate relationship with the old school janitor, Dwayne Wayne. He taught me a lot of dirty French, because that's just how he talked. Here are a few of the insults/expressions he hurled at me daily, which I then scribbled down and collected in my "Livre de (D)Wayne"

You need a good slap salad!

I don't want to hear you screaming in the woods, no!

Force your nose in my ass and then fight for air.

Well look at Miss Smith with that little nest of hair on her head! She-devil!

Your brain is just like a little marble.

Here Daddy, It's a little new nothing in a bottomless box! Just like you always wanted.

You can just put your head in the toilet and do like you're swimmin' in the bayou.