When I taught at the local high school, I had a love/hate relationship with the old school janitor, Dwayne Wayne. He taught me a lot of dirty French, because that's just how he talked. Here are a few of the insults/expressions he hurled at me daily, which I then scribbled down and collected in my "Livre de (D)Wayne"
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| You need a good slap salad! |
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| I don't want to hear you screaming in the woods, no! |
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| Force your nose in my ass and then fight for air. |
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| Well look at Miss Smith with that little nest of hair on her head! She-devil! |
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| Your brain is just like a little marble. |
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| Here Daddy, It's a little new nothing in a bottomless box! Just like you always wanted. |
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| You can just put your head in the toilet and do like you're swimmin' in the bayou. |
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