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Prairie Drama - Prairies and Coulees Episode 1
The prairies of
Louisiana run one right next to the other along bayous like the Teche
and the des Cannes, all lined up like neighbors and so of course, there
is tons of drama dans le coin. There is overlap. They all know each other and
everybody knows everything, every contour of their life. The bayous and coulees cut
across the prairies and the prairies run along the bayous and you can
imagine the tracas it causes.
So what I heard through the PrairieNet is that Prairie des Femmes used to date Prairie des Gros Chevreuil and it was perfect cause she was so bucksome and he was so strapping and loved to hunt and all, but they didn't work out once he converted his deer lease to pecan orchards and expected her to make pralines all the time.
So then Prairie des Femmes started going out with Prairie Laurent who lived right next door and had always had an eye for her, but he had been leading La Prairie Basse on for a while. Him and Femme would sometimes meet up at the trail ride and text while he was still with Basse and now Basse, she's so jalouse. To show him she went off and hadeyaed with L'Anse Belaire for a while when him and L'Anse Bleue and Grand Prairie used to roder. Come to find out she was textin Frozard the whole time, too, but he lives right across the Hwy 93 and she lost interest, too quiet and small. So Basse met up with Prairie des Gros Chevreuil, a real man in her opinion, and didn't care if he was calling himself Pecaniere or if all he wanted her to do was bake pecan pies. Prairie Basse likes pecan pies and pralines, too, and she can crank em out.
Then Laurent, of course, after a while with Prairie des Femmes, who wanted to get all mysterious and distant, started pinin' for his ex, Prairie Basse. Word is Laurent and her started rendez-vousing in the Opelousas Wal-Mart parking lot. Then Laurent's side chick, Plaisance, who's with Faubourg and they have one lil boy, Andrepont, found out and went off with LeBeau to make Laurent jealous but you gotta watch out because Laurent is boys with Exit 11 Posse and the Bellevues, so. Then LeBeau's woman, Nuba went bonkers and they got in a big brawl with the Prairies and the Coulees too in the Opelousas Walmart parking lot.
Poor ole Prarie des Femmes, she was mortified that Laurent had acted like that, so she's drowning her sorrows. Last I heard she was seen at the Silver Slipper with Bayou Portage and his boi Knotleyville.
So what I heard through the PrairieNet is that Prairie des Femmes used to date Prairie des Gros Chevreuil and it was perfect cause she was so bucksome and he was so strapping and loved to hunt and all, but they didn't work out once he converted his deer lease to pecan orchards and expected her to make pralines all the time.
So then Prairie des Femmes started going out with Prairie Laurent who lived right next door and had always had an eye for her, but he had been leading La Prairie Basse on for a while. Him and Femme would sometimes meet up at the trail ride and text while he was still with Basse and now Basse, she's so jalouse. To show him she went off and hadeyaed with L'Anse Belaire for a while when him and L'Anse Bleue and Grand Prairie used to roder. Come to find out she was textin Frozard the whole time, too, but he lives right across the Hwy 93 and she lost interest, too quiet and small. So Basse met up with Prairie des Gros Chevreuil, a real man in her opinion, and didn't care if he was calling himself Pecaniere or if all he wanted her to do was bake pecan pies. Prairie Basse likes pecan pies and pralines, too, and she can crank em out.
Then Laurent, of course, after a while with Prairie des Femmes, who wanted to get all mysterious and distant, started pinin' for his ex, Prairie Basse. Word is Laurent and her started rendez-vousing in the Opelousas Wal-Mart parking lot. Then Laurent's side chick, Plaisance, who's with Faubourg and they have one lil boy, Andrepont, found out and went off with LeBeau to make Laurent jealous but you gotta watch out because Laurent is boys with Exit 11 Posse and the Bellevues, so. Then LeBeau's woman, Nuba went bonkers and they got in a big brawl with the Prairies and the Coulees too in the Opelousas Walmart parking lot.
Poor ole Prarie des Femmes, she was mortified that Laurent had acted like that, so she's drowning her sorrows. Last I heard she was seen at the Silver Slipper with Bayou Portage and his boi Knotleyville.
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| The Dashing Prairie Laurent |
| Faubourg |
| Grand Prairie |
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| La Belle Prairie des Femmes |
| LeBeau |
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| Pecan Orchard, AKA Prairie Gros Chevreuil, Prairie of the Big DEER, Boiiiii |
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| Prairie Basse |
Labels:
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Frozard
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La Prairie des Femmes
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Plaisance
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Pointe Blue
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Prairie Laurent
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Writings
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
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Thursday, November 21, 2013
Rabalis Memes
Awesome Louisiana French memes created and submitted by Nathan Rabalais.
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| It's Saturday night, dear, "shall we" (raccoon) dance? |
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| Preach! |
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| Shut ya mouth you can't speak the good French like me |
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| Me, I know you always gonna listen to the advice of others... |
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| Parrain, I am afraid of monsters. Mais, you don't have to be, dear. You just have to run fast and don't tell them that I am your parrain. |
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| This guy right here farted, yall! Really, I farted. |
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| Chaoui don't like it... |
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| Bruh... I think I just seen a monsta! |
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| Hey fellow, you know what a cayouene is in my parish? |
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| You just simply can't run to Mordor! |
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| Why you dropped the potato!? |
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| I went drop off the kids at the game and not I can run the roads in my suburban and make trouble. |
Labels:
Louisiana French
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memes
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Fact: I am faster than 80% of snakes. Rabalais class memes!!
I feel pretty confident in the future of Louisiana French language and humor after seeing these memes des etudiants de Monsieur Rabalais. Merci, y'all!
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| Fact: I am faster than 80% of snakes. |
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| I know this feeling, me. |
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| I am not a chat-oui (raccoon) I am a chat-non! |
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| I met a guy in Lafayette. He told me You're a pretty doll! (prostitute) |
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| One can not simply pass through the back door. |
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| I am not crazy! Look! I carved your name on my arm! |
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| Let that bouillie custard fall on the floor! |
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| The snap-beans aren't salty. |
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| I will never let you go. (Lache pas la patate Jacques et Rose!) Many thanks to Nathan Rabalais and his Cajun French students at Tulane in New Orleans for creating and submitting these hilarious memes to the Prairie des Femmes! |
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