Tasse de Cafe 9-19- Aux Natchitoches...

 Aux Nachitoches par Bee Deshotels

But First: Les (Pas Trop Bonnes Nouvelles) en Français
Bit First, The (Not so Good) news in French

...ein femme de vingt ans d'âge et un homme de vingt-et-un ans d'âge
avait été tiré à mort...
a woman of 20 years of age and a man of 21 years of age were shot to death...

...aux Natchitoches ... ein corps a été trouvé dessous ein house boat...
in  Natchitoches... a body was found under a houseboat...

...une appele d'ein ménace de bomb threat... à LSU campus.. le threat de bomb
a menace of a bomb threat call at LSU campus... the bomb threat...

...il est après dit guilty pour avoir frauder...fait le healthcare fraud
..he is saying guilty for having frauded, did healthcare fraud

Caller:
-oh! I just ran a red-light!
-oh, let's not say that, you're on the air!
-heh, well...
-o...bye now!
-hey, I'm comin to that thing, what time is it?
- September 26th, a week from today from 6-7 at the Cajun Smokehouse
-ok, I'm gonna go, you have to eat dinner?
- well, it's a good place to eat if you want to, but you don't have to...
-I might get me a lil hamburg
- and some french fries....
-Aw ouais!


At the T-Cotton Bowl:
Did the Saints cheerleaders have a good time!?
Oh! they were spectacular! They fit in like a glove with us (people of Ville Platte)

-Y a pas trop des phone call a ce matin.. Ça va doucement...
-c'est le vent nord!
-tu crois!? (It was 61F this morning)
-aw ouais, le monde après grouiller beaucoup doucement.. comme le syrop quand c'est froid c'est moins moins liquide. Ça fait, le monde est comme du syrpo, ça grouille doucement...... il ya du monde à ce matin qui ont les frissons, et ils peut pas user leur ti-doigt pour appeller.........c'est l'heure de sortir leur ti câpot!! ...............pause..............allons parler pour La Ville Funeral home!
There aren't many phone calls this morning... it's going slowly..
- it's the north wind!
- you think!?
- Oh yes, people are moving(grooving) slowly, like syrup, that moves(grooves) slowly...there are some people this morning who are shivering and they can't use their little finger to call! it's time to get out the little coat....let's talk about the Town Funeral Home....

Groucho Marks interviewing Couzan Dud...
I have always represented the downtrodden.... always been a poor boy myself...I made 5 million on Hadicol last year!

Il faut pas fouiller tout partout pour ça t'a besoin...
You dont have to dig around for what you need...

Ils ont parlé pour les grands herbes qui après pousser au bord des chemins et ça fait difficile pour sortir et'oir le taffic qu'après venir sur les grands chemins...
They talked about the tall grass that is growing on the sides of the roads and that makes it difficult to exit adn see the traffic that is coming on the highways...

sinkhole east main and tate cove hospital drive...

Comment on dit le mot "hickey" en Français?
How does one say "hickey" in French?

Mais, là, t'es malpris...
Well, now you're mistaken...

You never heard the rooster crowing at 4 in the morning?
Si le guime chante à 4h du matin, ça va faire le bruoillard sur le bonjour. (There will be fog at dawn)

if the rooster crows in the après-midi, il y aura la compagnie... ( in the afternoon. company will come)

...et si ça chante à ein certain de temps, c'est mauvais...
aw ouais, mais on va pas parler pour ça, ça porte du malheur s'il cris a ein certain temps
and if it sings at a certain time, it's bad...
oh yes, but we aren't going to talk about that, that brings bad luck...


..ils sont accept les cartes de gouvernment, comme alle dit, pour votre smoked meat besoins...
They accept government cards, like she said, for all of your smoked meat needs...